New Release · Office Humour Anthology
Surviving The Cubicle
Fifty years of the best office humour, covertly photocopied and passed around — publishing on Amazon and IngramSpark 1st October 2026.
THE BOOK
85,000 words. 13 genres. Zero corporate filters.
Scheduled for publishing on Amazon and IngramSpark on 1st October 2026 — Surviving The Cubicle is an accumulation of the best office humour material collected over a career spent behind a desk.
It’s not a book of office-related gags per-se, but more the kind of humour that found favour amongst office workers over past decades. Whilst its audience might sound niche, global corporations are consistent enough with their office set-ups that it should be equally appreciated by any of the 130 million people currently working in offices across the UK, North America and Australia.
Stereotypes
Puns & Spoonerisms
Double-Entendres
Toilet Humour
One-liners
Parochial
Truths & Spoofs
Marital Bliss
The Joys of Aging
Politics & Religion
Irony & Satire
Stand-Up
Adults Only
A TASTE OF WHAT'S INSIDE
Straight from the cubicle floor
SAMPLE • GENRE 05 — ONE-LINERS & QUICKIES
"My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home."
One of hundreds of genre-sorted examples throughout the book each preceded by historic context and the finest exponents of that comedic style.
WHY IT MATTERS
Science says: have a laugh, it's good for you
Scientific research at the world-renowned Mayo Clinic has determined that a good laugh has great short-term health benefits. so although some of the adult-themed material within this book has potential to offend, on balance it should land far more positive than negative.
Short term
Stimulates organs, boosts oxygen intake, fires up and cools down the stress response, soothes tension.
Long term
Improves immune response, relieves pain, increases personal satisfaction and connection, improves mood.
WHO WROTE IT
Meet William Vukdivanov
50 years in the office. 50 years collecting the jokes.
Began working life in 1976 in a city centre insurance office and retired at the end of 2025 having spent five decades quietly gathering the funniest material to ever pass through a photocopier.
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